{"id":1549,"date":"2012-01-07T08:26:29","date_gmt":"2012-01-07T08:26:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lettropolis.fr\/Blog\/?p=1549"},"modified":"2012-01-07T08:28:24","modified_gmt":"2012-01-07T08:28:24","slug":"un-roman-cochon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lettropolis.fr\/Blog\/2012\/01\/07\/un-roman-cochon\/","title":{"rendered":"UN ROMAN COCHON…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ah\u00a0! J’en r\u00eave\u00a0! Un roman cochon, un vrai, un de ceux qui secouent la tripe, qui vous charcutent le sentiment. Pas un roman b\u00ealant, pas de silence des agneaux, pas de ces bluettes o\u00f9 le premier psychotique venu s’improvise apprenti charcutier, pour le plus grand bonheur d’un autre apprenti, psychologue lui. Pas un de ces romans que le lecteur referme, avec un \u00ab\u00a0bof…\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb avant de passer \u00e0 table savourer son cassoulet toulousain made in China. <\/em>De la gnognote que cela\u00a0! De la r\u00e9alit\u00e9 de commissariat de base, d’un niveau \u00e0 peine sup\u00e9rieur aux chiens \u00e9cras\u00e9s.<\/span><\/p>\n

Non, vraiment, je r\u00eave, Lettropolis r\u00eave, d’un vrai roman cochon, un de ceux qu’un romancier invente de toutes les pi\u00e8ces fumeuses de ses derniers neurones alcoolis\u00e9s. Imaginez\u00a0: un gus qui a tremp\u00e9 dans la charcutaille \u2013 enfin c’est ce qu’on dit, qu’on ne dit plus, \u00e7a fait d\u00e9sordre \u2013 qui se m\u00eale de remplir d’une quelconque g\u00e9latine les nibards de ces dames, et qui passe commande chez les grands de la chimie.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014\u00a0Comment mon vieux… Vous n’y pensez-pas. Personne ne vous croira. Et puis, surveillez votre vocabulaire. On ne dit pas \u00ab\u00a0nibard\u00a0\u00bb… en cour de r\u00e9cr\u00e9ation peut-\u00eatre, mais pas ici… ou on ne l’\u00e9crit pas… soyez correct, voyons\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014 Pourtant, le sujet pousse au vocabulaire cru, vous ne le sentez-pas\u00a0?<\/span> La tradition gauloise, Rabelais, Dard…<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014 D\u00e9pass\u00e9s\u00a0! Laissez ces antiquit\u00e9s au cabinet d’o\u00f9 ils n’auraient jamais d\u00fb sortir.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014 Au cabinet… vous croyez\u00a0?<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014 Ah, vous\u00a0! Ne m’emm… Ne m’ennuyez pas <\/span>avec vos blagues douteuses. Bon\u00a0! Revenons \u00e0 votre roman, le fil de l’histoire\u00a0?<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014 Toute simple, logique. Un type qui a compris la soci\u00e9t\u00e9, ses rouages, ses principes\u00a0: un mec qui en veut tous les avantages…<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014\u00a0Avantages… <\/span><\/span>J’esp\u00e8re que vous ne recommencez pas \u00e0 jouer sur le sens des mots\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014 Euh… Un grand cynique qui a pig\u00e9 le syst\u00e8me\u00a0: un march\u00e9 de bobos-gogos, un marigot o\u00f9 pullulent les crocodiles, des surveillants lobotomis\u00e9s, le cul viss\u00e9 dans leurs fauteuils de cuir \u2013 Ah\u00a0! L’ergonomie… \u2013 et quelques clampins pour d\u00e9m\u00e9nager les f\u00fbts de soupe \u00e0 l’huile de vidange…<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014 Ou de silicone…<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014\u00a0Peu importe, la recette est toujours la m\u00eame.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014\u00a0Ouais… Tir\u00e9 par les cheveux… Capillotract\u00e9, veux-je dire. Ah, ces romanciers, tous les m\u00eames. Croient que l’imagination m\u00e8ne le monde…<\/span><\/p>\n

Lettropolis r\u00eave d’un roman cochon, car comme on dit\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Dans le cochon, tout est bon.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/p>\n

Futurs auteurs, \u00e0 vos claviers\u00a0! <\/span><\/p>\n

Avec les compliments de Lettropolis\u00a0: l\u2019\u00e9dition de livres num\u00e9riques appel\u00e9s OLNIs<\/em>\u00ae<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ah\u00a0! J’en r\u00eave\u00a0! Un roman cochon, un vrai, un de ceux qui secouent la tripe, qui vous charcutent le sentiment. 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